attention dear followers yeah i p much don’t ever post here anymore and i never get messaged anymore so if you need me you can find me at tumblr user trohhurley 

xoxoxo

internet-slang:

Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down

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trapgods:

Who needs a condom when you got God watchin over you.

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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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durbikins:

When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.

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danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

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shikajika:

scene: tumblr comedy club

(man walks on stage)

[cough]

(wipes sweat off forehead)

N.. uh..  [coughs again] Neon Genesis Dorito

[applause]

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twinkest:

Thank you mom. WIthout me, you wouldn’t be a mom.

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tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

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